Drop the context
Paste the breakup, argument, ghosting, or painfully awkward thread. No account or backstory essay required.
AI-powered group-chat therapy
Paste the drama, pick a wildly specific persona, and let AI write the comeback you only found three hours later. Export it as a screenshot-ready text bubble.
No login to try it. Remove private details before pasting.
Persona selected
Overly-honest best friend
The Textlash promise
Zero-login try
Go from pasted thread to punchline without building a profile first.
Share-ready by default
Every result is designed to look at home in a group chat, Story, or meme dump.
Three taps to catharsis
Textlash keeps the flow fast because the best comeback should arrive before the group chat changes the subject.
Paste the breakup, argument, ghosting, or painfully awkward thread. No account or backstory essay required.
Hand the keyboard to your ex, your brutally honest best friend, or a full Shakespearean tragedy.
Get an absurd reply plus a polished text-bubble image sized to travel from the group chat to Stories.
Pricing without the plot twist
Start free for the occasional crisis. Go unlimited when your group chat becomes a full-time writers' room.
Free
$0
For one highly specific situation.
Unlimited
$4.99 / month
For repeat offenders, active situationships, and friends who always need a second draft.
Unlimited generations
Every persona style
Story-sized exports
New personas as they drop
Before you paste
Typing… but funnier
Your most screenshot-worthy comeback is one questionable conversation away.
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